GET YOKED

Picture yourself strutting into a pixel-lit gym where the dumbbells are cardboard, the protein shakes come in card sleeves, and every rep is a roll of the dice. GET YOKED turns the iron-pumping fantasy up to eleven: you’ll chase hypertrophy, dodge injury, and flex so hard the screen wobbles, all while building a deck that’s more shredded than a 3 AM infomercial ab wheel. Other lifters call it Extreme Bodybuilding, but you can just call it your new excuse to skip leg day—digitally, of course.

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How to Play Get Yoked?

You start as a scrawny sprite, clutching a handful of beginner workout cards: Arms, Legs, Chest—the usual suspects. Each in-game day you draw a hand, play exercises to rack up Gains, and watch your muscle groups balloon like over-inflated beach toys. Slam too many cards without resting and Fatigue floods in; let fatigue linger and it blossoms into Injury, sidelining that body part and shredding your score.

Competitions crop up every few days with minimum muscle goals: hit the quotas to advance, or waddle home in shame. Supplements, stretching, and the odd pose-down joker card add wild twists: maybe you’ll chug a Brotein Shake for a burst of stamina, or strike a Front Double Biceps to duplicate your next lift. The secret sauce? Synergy. Stack Back cards to sprout metaphorical wings, specialize in Glutes for planet-sized buns, or build a balanced deck and coast on all-round aesthetics. As the card pool eclipses two hundred, no two runs feel alike—especially once sandbox mode lets you tweak every stat before pumping iron.

What Are the Controls for Get Yoked?

• Mouse / Touch: Click-or-drag cards onto the board, then slap the big COMPLETE REP button to lock in your set.
• Spacebar: Quick-confirm your hand for speed-running glory.
• Esc / Menu Tap: Pause the action, adjust audio, or rage-quit when leg day gets real.

Features

• Roguelike deck-builder with over 200 unique workout and supplement cards
• Physics-based muscle jiggle that borders on parody
• Fatigue and injury system demanding tactical rest
• Multiple bodybuilder archetypes and sandbox modifiers